Rainbow Unicorn Morris (RUM) from Moutere, Tasman, NZ invite all Morris Dancers and their affiliates, whoever and wherever you are, to write exactly 50 words + a title (of your piece!) + your name (real or imaginary), name of your Morris 'side' (real or bogus) and geographical location to educate the non-sticking, non-handkies, non-bells public about what we do, why we do it and other Morris Mumblings.
You can also send in any imaginative pictures in to accompany your Murmuring or to stand (almost) completely alone. The idea is to produce/publish a leaflet/ broadsheet/ pamphlet or bigger tome for the elucidation, edification and enervation of all and sundry. RUM Morris NZ, being one of the youngest 'sides' in the world, reserve the right to edit, delete or confiscate anything they see fit.